#five hundred dollars

[manicdreampixie]

Nature is healing!

About to drop $500 on liquor and groceries for a New Year’s Eve party.

It hurts the wallet, but the soul is thriving.

[oldcurrencyexchange]

Fenian Bonds: O'Mahony Issue, $500 (Robert Emmet & Lord Edward Fitzgerald)

Date: 1866 Fenian Bond 500 Dollars Unissued O’Mahony Description: Issued between 1866 and 1867, these are the first type of Fenian Bond from this period, entitled ‘The National Bond for the Irish Republic’ and signed by O’Mahony. The $500 Bond featured vignettes of Robert Emmet and Lord Edward Fitzgerald Printed by Continental Bank Note Printing Company, New York Size: 18 x 27.5cm Serial…

[agenderdeddie]

[alchemistc]

Thinking about a bunch of forty-somethings getting a notification that @t.kinard has posted something on his insta for the first time in like, five years, then immediately jumping to DM's or text to razz Tommy about his boyfriend with the fuckboy haircut -- meanwhile Tommy is furiously trying to hide the texts from Buck because he likes the fuckboy haircut and he's a little afraid Buck will just buzz it all off if he sees a single message from a guy Tommy hasn't talked to since high school or an army buddy who's never done anything BUT give Tommy shit.

Buck sees one anyway and instead of freaking out about it he leans into it for the rest of the night, complete with sexting him (from the other side of the couch).

Tommy gets to keep the beloved curls atop his boyfriends head and Buck remembers exactly why he'd left Buck 1.0 in the dust (the roleplay that night is fun as fuck, though).

[fishloop]

I saw this template and it wouldn't leave my head. multiple of these are canon. cmon.

original

im super proud of these so here's zoom

[rad-roche]

the other day i had a dream where i somehow managed to score an interview at betheny esda for a writer job on fallout 5 and, standing in front of a whiteboard (for some reason), i pointed to 'PROBLEM: PEOPLE HATE THE WRITING' and 'SOLUTION: I WILL MAKE PEOPLE HATE IT FOR WHOLE NEW REASONS' accompanied by a doodle of me giving a thumbs up and the dream ended when i was forcibly thrown out of the building

[johnconstantinesdick]

So close to writing one of those “betting on wrightworth” fics where the twist is that Klapollo are krisnix truthers

Just like. Apollo references Phoenix’s bad taste in men at some bar association event only for everyone around him to immediately get on his case for insulting Edgeworth.

Athena’s like “don’t be rude Apollo, Mr. Edgeworth could hear!!”

Apollo: why does it matter if Edgeworth hears. I’m sure he knows all about Mr. Wright’s horrible romantic decisions :\

Kay steps in and is like woah buddy Mr. Edgeworth may be a stick in the mud but Mr. Wright couldn’t do better than him!!

Apollo is like. Yeah. Because Edgeworth is a catch?? I don’t know what you’re trying to say.

Klavier butts in and asks if Kay seriously thinks Wright would date their boss?? Like huh??

Klavier and Apollo are now being treated to the most incredulous looks known to man.

Apollo (now convinced that people are trying to fuck w him): Mr. Wright would never make a good romantic choice in his life. Don’t try to pull one over on me. I was there for the divorce.

Kay: they got DIVORCED????

Sebastian: they got MARRIED??????

Klavier’s like [fake German voice] nein Herr Forehead I know for a fact it wasn’t a divorce. Because I had to dispose of the unused engagement ring.

Apollo is like finally some gossip that makes fucking sense while everyone else is like you think PHOENIX WRIGHT was fucking your BROTHER???

[ittybittybumblebee]

Bigtop burger mpreg headcanons . Number one. Uhm. The girl one. Numbuh TWO! Steeeeveeee.

Steven Burgers baeurtiful baby child na,ed BabyBirgernumber5

[squisheebugdoodles]

Okay Here Is The Problem: everything costs money and yet money is something that i just literally never have. solution? kill the idea of money so that nothing costs anything Please. i'm so tired

[sergle]

finally in a position to donate the amount I've been wanting to since you launched the gfm 😊 I'm a fellow big boobs girlie so I feel a fraction of your pain 🥲 I hope you're able to reach your goal soon!!!! 💕

seeing this ask on its own: oh this is really nice!! solidarity!! this is such a sweet message omg checking my gfm to see the donation:

[criticalrolo]

heard that gale is a pathetic sopping wet wizard who Is Going To Fucking Magically Explode and. im buying a ps5 I need him

[chartreuxcatz]

just found out my bank is going to start charging $5 (i think per month but im not sure) if you have less than $500 in your account :) They’re just straight up stealing money from poor people at this point

[firelise]

if I were joe i truly would have gone up to ming and said "bitch give me 5 million and a house, and in return i'll give you ONE night, and you BETTER be grateful you get that much" and i would've stood ten toes down

[anachronistic-falsehood]

i need bizly to record a oneshot of what happened with tide and mark before they showed up at the end of ep38. idc that he would be roleplaying with himself I NEED TO SEE THE OFFSCREEN MISADVENTURES OF TIDALWAVE!!!!!!!

[butterflieswhisper]

guys should i get a kids thermal print camera....... they're not that expensive all things considered .............

[blorbocedes]

I support more races in the usa because they're horribly priced out, cause local disruptions to build, and americans get a far worse deal